Our Son... The Comedian

Some of the stuff that comes out of Austin's mouth is just pure genius. He definitely knows how to make us all laugh. I am so worried about forgetting all the stuff he says, so I am hoping to document it here. Here are a few that stand out form the past few months....

Austin: Mom, Callie is my best friend!
Me: That's great Buddy!
     5 minutes later I hear Callie crying....
Me: Austin what is wrong with your sister?

Austin: Oh nothing, I just stepped on her head, and it wasn't an accident!!!

Me: That is not how we treat best friends.

Austin: She isn't my best friend anymore, she is back to being my sister.

Austin: Mommy, Callie is up from her nap.
Me: How do you know?
Austin: Because I went in there and told her "Wakie Wakie!!!" and now she is up.
Me: Great :/

These two were right around Christmas time...

• Austin got out the swifter mop and told us, "This house is a mess and Santa doesn't like a dirty house!!!"
• Austin told us Callie won't be getting any presents this year because she is a cry baby!!